yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so


dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"


trendingly:

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neonreverberations:

"Who’s your favorite character?"

The dead one.


imgross-ok:

aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"


maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast



saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*